Pirates of the Carrots and Beans
Characters
Fish: The bad guy who turns good later on and dies for the ship
Pirate(Ashley Pimple-bottom): The Captain of the Ship
Frog: Bad guy C (spy on top of ship)
Dragon(Felipe): Bad guy A
Baboon: Captain’s companion
Rat: The narrator
Shark: Bad Guy B
Joker: Prisoner (crazy guy)
Story
(All characters line up and introduce themselves)
(Pirate, Joker, Baboon, Nemo, Shark, Frog, Dragon, Rat)
(On top of a ship in the sea)
Captain: Ship ahoy, me maties! (in front of ship, facing forward to audience)
Joker: (far left) Lettmego, you pimply bottom! (crawls towards captain and tries to eat his butt)
Captain: Get off! (kicks the Joker away)
Joker: Why so serious? (giggles)
Captain: Get away from me, you slimy git!
Baboon enters and stands next to the captain
Baboon: Gerroff me, you slimy thing! Heeheeheehee
Captain: Hello, pet (nicely)
Baboon: Hello, pet (condescending)
Captain: Stop copying me (in an annoyed voice)
Baboon: Stop copying me (laughs on the floors)
Captain: Shut up, you monkey!
Baboon: Shut up, you pimply captain
Joker: Hello? Hellohellohello?? (shouts) HELLO?
Captain and Baboon: (together, turning to face the Joker) What.
Joker: A stoorrrrmmmm will come to you, Pimplebottom. Beware!
Captain: ARRRRR, I don’t care about that! I’m strong (flexes arms) I can sail through anything. Ha, ha,ha,ha. (boisterously)
Baboon: hahahahahahahaha
Captain: Lock him away! (pointing to the side of the stage) Let’s see how this storm is.
Baboon: Hey you come with me. Ill lock you away.(drags Joker out of the stage)
(storm sound effect)
Captain: Hold on me maties!!!
Baboon: Oh!!, eeh!!, ah!! ah!!!
Fireball(Dragon)(flies in the stage): Ah!! You!! you’re going down!!! Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!
Shark/Nemo(appears out of water): Yay!!! Dragon is here!!!!
Fireball: Hold these two until I get the treasure!!!
Shark/Nemo: Yes sir!!!
Dark Frog(Comes behind the captain): I’ve been spying, and now it’s time to attack!!!
Frog hits the captain over the head with his hand, and the captain faints:
Captain: Argh!!
Baboon(screeches): (fights with the dark frog)
Captain(Wakes up): What happened?
Shark(bites captain in the bottom): Arggh!!
Captain: Ahh!!!!! Get off of me you slimy stinking oversized fish!!!
Joker(Comes out)(Attacks the shark): I told you there will be a storm!!!
Captain: Thank you me matie!!! Hold this stinkin fish off while I protect the treasure. (dives into the sea)
Everybody get off of stage
Switch scene inside the sea where the treasure is
Dragon: So many!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!
Captain: (appearing suddenly) Stop!!!!
Dragon: Well, if it isn’t Sir Ashley Pimple Bottom!!!!!
Captain: Get your dirty hands off of my booty!! You overgrown tooth-picking Reptile!!!
Gets out of stage: while they are fighting
Everyone but the captain and dragon comes back to the stage while they are fighting while holding NEMO captive.
NEMO: Let me goo!
Everyone else: Like beep we will
NEMO: I hate you guys
Everyone else: we do too. How could you betray us like that!
NEMO: I had no choice! Kill me if you shall!
Everyone else: Oh we will just you wait (mean glare)
Rat: As the Captain and Dragon were fighting for their glory and treasure-
NEMO: HE WILL WIN YOU ALL! AND I WILL TRIUMPH!
Rat: GOD Stop interuppting me you orange blob
(grabbing each other’s hair and pulling)
Dragon: Get your hands off of me! You little mama boy!
Captain: (in a high pitched female voice): Be quiet you! You’re like a black spot on me bottom! You big land-lubber!
(grapple for a long time while the others surround him)
Dragon: You’ll never get the treasure you wimp!
Captain: Scallywag! You scurvy dog! You...you sonofa...sonofa BISCUIT EATER! HA! EAT THAT
Dragon: How dare you insult my mother! Capture him!
Frog and Nemo: mumblemumble (captured by the other guys)
Other guys: Haha!
Dragon: Aww
Captain: CAPTURE HIM ME MATIES! Your Cap’n orders you to!
Other guys: YEAHHHHHHH
Dragon is captured and dragged off stage
*ON THE PLANK*
Other guys (in the background lead by the RAT)
RAT: C’mon guys! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! (leads a chant)
Other guys: “ “
Dragon comes out held by the Captain
Dragon is thrown off stage with cheers and does a stage dive
waves his hand with a roar
Dragon: I’ll be back...... (voice trails off)
Captain: And once again, Captain Pimply Bottom has saved the day! (triumphantly)
Everyone else: YAY-!
Puppets leave in a loud crowd, stilling yelling YAY with the Captain.
Rat: And that’s how Dragons became extinct. The frog would eventually be left alone in the kitchen to starve to death, and although he cried and begged for his freedom and love, the crewmen never trusted him again. The shark ran away to Mexico, where he opened a Taco house.
Shark: (briefly) Hola!
Rat: The NEMO ran away as soon as the he saw the big pirate crowd, and no one knows where he is now. Great friend.
Rat: The end! Until the beginning, of course!
Pirates of the Carrots and Beans
Characters
Fish: The bad guy who turns good later on and dies for the ship
Pirate(Ashley Pimple-bottom): The Captain of the Ship
Frog: Bad guy C (spy on top of ship)
Dragon(Felipe): Bad guy A
Baboon: Captain’s companion
Rat: The narrator
Shark: Bad Guy B
Joker: Prisoner (crazy guy)
Story
(All characters line up and introduce themselves)
(Pirate, Joker, Baboon, Nemo, Shark, Frog, Dragon, Rat)
(On top of a ship in the sea)
Captain: Ship ahoy, me maties! (in front of ship, facing forward to audience)
Joker: (far left) Lettmego, you pimply bottom! (crawls towards captain and tries to eat his butt)
Captain: Get off! (kicks the Joker away)
Joker: Why so serious? (giggles)
Captain: Get away from me, you slimy git!
Baboon enters and stands next to the captain
Baboon: Gerroff me, you slimy thing! Heeheeheehee
Captain: Hello, pet (nicely)
Baboon: Hello, pet (condescending)
Captain: Stop copying me (in an annoyed voice)
Baboon: Stop copying me (laughs on the floors)
Captain: Shut up, you monkey!
Baboon: Shut up, you pimply captain
Joker: Hello? Hellohellohello?? (shouts) HELLO?
Captain and Baboon: (together, turning to face the Joker) What.
Joker: A stoorrrrmmmm will come to you, Pimplebottom. Beware!
Captain: ARRRRR, I don’t care about that! I’m strong (flexes arms) I can sail through anything. Ha, ha,ha,ha. (boisterously)
Baboon: hahahahahahahaha
Captain: Lock him away! (pointing to the side of the stage) Let’s see how this storm is.
Baboon: Hey you come with me. Ill lock you away.(drags Joker out of the stage)
(storm sound effect)
Captain: Hold on me maties!!!
Baboon: Oh!!, eeh!!, ah!! ah!!!
Fireball(Dragon)(flies in the stage): Ah!! You!! you’re going down!!! Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!
Shark/Nemo(appears out of water): Yay!!! Dragon is here!!!!
Fireball: Hold these two until I get the treasure!!!
Shark/Nemo: Yes sir!!!
Dark Frog(Comes behind the captain): I’ve been spying, and now it’s time to attack!!!
Frog hits the captain over the head with his hand, and the captain faints:
Captain: Argh!!
Baboon(screeches): (fights with the dark frog)
Captain(Wakes up): What happened?
Shark(bites captain in the bottom): Arggh!!
Captain: Ahh!!!!! Get off of me you slimy stinking oversized fish!!!
Joker(Comes out)(Attacks the shark): I told you there will be a storm!!!
Captain: Thank you me matie!!! Hold this stinkin fish off while I protect the treasure. (dives into the sea)
Everybody get off of stage
Switch scene inside the sea where the treasure is
Dragon: So many!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!
Captain: (appearing suddenly) Stop!!!!
Dragon: Well, if it isn’t Sir Ashley Pimple Bottom!!!!!
Captain: Get your dirty hands off of my booty!! You overgrown tooth-picking Reptile!!!
Gets out of stage: while they are fighting
Everyone but the captain and dragon comes back to the stage while they are fighting while holding NEMO captive.
NEMO: Let me goo!
Everyone else: Like beep we will
NEMO: I hate you guys
Everyone else: we do too. How could you betray us like that!
NEMO: I had no choice! Kill me if you shall!
Everyone else: Oh we will just you wait (mean glare)
Rat: As the Captain and Dragon were fighting for their glory and treasure-
NEMO: HE WILL WIN YOU ALL! AND I WILL TRIUMPH!
Rat: GOD Stop interuppting me you orange blob
(grabbing each other’s hair and pulling)
Dragon: Get your hands off of me! You little mama boy!
Captain: (in a high pitched female voice): Be quiet you! You’re like a black spot on me bottom! You big land-lubber!
(grapple for a long time while the others surround him)
Dragon: You’ll never get the treasure you wimp!
Captain: Scallywag! You scurvy dog! You...you sonofa...sonofa BISCUIT EATER! HA! EAT THAT
Dragon: How dare you insult my mother! Capture him!
Frog and Nemo: mumblemumble (captured by the other guys)
Other guys: Haha!
Dragon: Aww
Captain: CAPTURE HIM ME MATIES! Your Cap’n orders you to!
Other guys: YEAHHHHHHH
Dragon is captured and dragged off stage
*ON THE PLANK*
Other guys (in the background lead by the RAT)
RAT: C’mon guys! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! (leads a chant)
Other guys: “ “
Dragon comes out held by the Captain
Dragon is thrown off stage with cheers and does a stage dive
waves his hand with a roar
Dragon: I’ll be back...... (voice trails off)
Captain: And once again, Captain Pimply Bottom has saved the day! (triumphantly)
Everyone else: YAY-!
Puppets leave in a loud crowd, stilling yelling YAY with the Captain.
Rat: And that’s how Dragons became extinct. The frog would eventually be left alone in the kitchen to starve to death, and although he cried and begged for his freedom and love, the crewmen never trusted him again. The shark ran away to Mexico, where he opened a Taco house.
Shark: (briefly) Hola!
Rat: The NEMO ran away as soon as the he saw the big pirate crowd, and no one knows where he is now. Great friend.
Rat: The end! Until the beginning, of course!